HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! :DDD

Thank you so much!!! uwu

it's only 9pm and still the 18th here. but happy birthday!

AHHHHH I LOVE YOU BBY THANK YOU

uwu

bday in an hour uwu

I GOT PAYED

i’ll only eat broccoli if it’s smothered in alfredo sauce and there is a lot of parmesan cheese and pasta and chicken

alexlikesgatos:

i got to work and there’s a new guy at the front desk and he’s so hot omg and i couldnt open the door and i just stood there awkwardly why am i so dumb

OH GOD I HAVE TO WORK THE FRONT DESK RN WHICH MEANS IM GONNA SIT NEXT TO HIM NOOOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY

HOLY SHIT

i got to work and there’s a new guy at the front desk and he’s so hot omg and i couldnt open the door and i just stood there awkwardly why am i so dumb

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds?