Dita von Teese + Her Kitchens

pizzapuffs:

validx2:

When your parents get mad that you cant find something that’s not where it’s supposed to be

P L E A S E

m45c:

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

P L E A S E

ridge:

white boys be like 

awkward-avoidance-viking:

bellaautumnbby:

worldofcoler:

missmaceymouse:

bjorg-man:

watch this

^watch it now

Don’t give up on it. Watch the when thing. It’s worth it. Trust me.

Sometimes I wonder why I come on here and then I see stuff like this

What.
The.
Hell.

wrathofhomestuck:

tryingtofixflashpoint:

It’ll be okay, dude.

DUDE!

CONSTANTS

AND

VARIABLES!!! 

No matter the future, alternate timeline, dream or past life it seems like Finn always looses his arm

I KNEW IT WAS FUCKING COMING

vinebox:

these bad ass kids man

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never



shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

peach-grl:

if u arent kissing me ur missing out tbh

;)

today was a bad day to wear my binder too hot ew

going to boston without asking my parents’ permission woo